Don't mind England scoring. Hate Farrell though.

Mono-brow's been your second best back.

Mono-brow with a try.

Slick hands from England send Farrell over under the posts.

England are in for another one - this time it's Farrell who touches down between the uprights.

Referee obstructs play and sounds his whistle. We'll restart with an English scrum

Ball spread wide to Watson and then Jospeh

Glen Jackson providing the comedy.

Turnover follows

jeeze. hat trick hero.