The first points are Uruguay's

England caught off side early on and Uruguay will kick for goal.

Felipe Berchesi kicks us off.

The teams are out and it's time for the anthems.

I hope not, I took Uruguay and the 44 1/2 points.

then*

if Lancaster does not win this by more the 60 nil he is gone

Good evening and welcome along to Ultimate Rugby's coverage of the final game of Pool A. With Australia and wales safely through to the knock out stages England have been guaranteed third place and qualification for the 2019 Rugby World Cup. With nothing to loose Lancaster names some tournament debutantes such as Danny care, Jack Nowell, Henry Slade and Alex Goode with the aim of putting on a performance for their disappointed fans. They play a Uruguay side largely composed of semi professionals but full of pride and courage all the same. The South Americans will relish their final game on the big stage. Kick off is fast approaching so stay tuned for updates on all the action.

who is even watching this game

Hence the term "dead rubber".